1. “And to have innocent little 12-year-old girls be forced to have a government injection through an executive order is just flat out wrong,”
2. “My fellow Americans. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
3. “Solutions are not the answer.”
4. “It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”
5. “If Joseph Goebbels was around, he’d be very proud of the Democrat party, because they have an incredible propaganda machine.”
6. “If the Democrats said we had a war on caterpillars and every mainstream media outlet talked about the fact that Republicans have a war on caterpillars, then we’d have problems with caterpillars.”
7. “The president continues to blame anyone and everyone for the drought but himself.”
8. ”But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy.”
9. “I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
10. “Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy.”
1. Michele Bachmann speaking on Governor Rick Perry’s executive order that girls in Texas receive the HPV vaccination.
2. Ronald Reagan joking at a mike check before a radio broadcast.
3. Umm……why Richard Nixon?
4.*Facepalm* Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars.
5. It’s Allen West….the guy who claims communists carry *cards*
6. Why it’s none other than Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus who has a really bad understanding of analogies and how they work.
7. John Boehner blaming President Obama for the weather?
8. It’s Caribou Barbie AKA Sarah Palin!
9. You guessed it….it’s George W. Bush.
10. Dick “don’t go hunting with me” Cheney!